IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEND ME AN EMAIL, GREAT: I LOOK FORWARD TO GETTING IT. BEFORE SENDING IT, PLEASE OBSERVE THE FOLLOWING:

Don't send me petitions or chain letters under any circumstances. No petitions. No chain letters.

I use a very aggressive spam filter...if you are emailing from a junk email account like hotmail, yahoo or AOL you probably won't get through.

Attachments are fine if they aren't stupidly big and aren't file formats that can execute viruses.

Sorry I'm so harsh about my email, but I get hundreds of emails daily, mostly work related, and if I didn't set up such a drastic spam countermeasures I would be swamped. PLEASE NOTE: I really do HATE petitions and chain letters, even more than spam. I have no sense of humor about this. I don't care what the cause is: don't send me a petition. I will add your email address directly to my spam filter if you do.

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